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Threads, Favours & Spirits

Life is like a game of “choose your own adventure”, and it’s super important to choose the right battle gear.

For mom’s, dad’s, husbands, wives, friends, bridal parties or that crazy cousin three times removed, if you’re looking for awesome custom shirts and the perfect gift for someone special, we’ve got you covered. We also produce magical glitter moonshine (aka craft gin, whiskey, brandy and rum) and host enchanting moonshine and glitter tasting events bringing friends together!

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Not Your Average Mom

You’re here because you love slogan merch and we love that! Motherhood is awesome and Bitchin Merch celebrates all the beautiful, quirky, funny moments of being a Mom by designing merch that you will want to wear!

  • Mom-life Tees
  • Dog Mom Tees
  • Sports Mom Tees
  • Bitchin’ Adult tees
  • Holiday Tees – i.e. Christmas, Easter, etc.
  • Gym Tees
  • Mommy and Me Tees
  • Quarantine Tees
  • Dad & Family Tees
  • Special Occasion Tees – Bridesmaids, Family Vacations, etc.
  • Teacher Tees
Bitchin Merch | Not Your Average Mom Tees

We believe in love at first gin!

Our fantasy range of gin is a beautiful clinquant collection of magical potions with its very own fairy tale!

Bitchin Tees Custom T-Shirt Design

Create Your Own Merch

Browse through our slogans or fill out the contact form to create your very own Bitchin Merch.

SELECT YOUR SLOGAN

Whether you’re a #boymom, #girlmom or #momofboth we have you covered.

CHOOSE YOUR TEXT COLOUR

Classic black and white might be your choice or add some gold or silver glitter.

CHOOSE YOUR STYLE

Catering for the V-neck and classic round neck shirt fans.

CHOOSE YOUR SHIRT COLOUR

What! More choices? We know right, amazing, you get to choose your favourite tee colour.

Gifts Galore

The perfect place to find an inspired gift for the people who make your life beautiful!  We have a variety of essential oils products, bath bombsglitter glasses and mugs, Rare-bears and even the opportunity to create your very own custom-made gift box including as many of the items in our shop as you would like.

FREE SHIPPING

If you order 4 shirts or more.

ORDER ONLINE

Easy, safe and secure 24-hour online ordering.

WEAR YOUR WORDS

Perfect gifts for friends and family.

EXCLUSIVE DESIGNS

Limited quantity of each design.

PROUDLY SOUTH AFRICAN

Supporting local businesses one t-shirt at a time.

CUSTOM SHIRTS

Upload your own design and we’ll get your shirt printed.

All Bitchin’ Merch items are made to order – ensuring you get the right amount of magic in every order. (Up to 15 working days to manufacture.)